Even More Silly Nursery Rhyme Haiku

contrary mary
grows her garden with sea shells
some LSD helps

irresponsible
mother hubbard had no food
sucks to be her dog

billy boy went off
he said he sought a young wife
he’s a pedophile

bo peep lost her sheep
says they’ll come home on their own
she is so lazy

farmer had a dog
and bingo was his name-o
fun name, stupid song

 

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Peter Cherr
Peter C. Cherr is a retired New York City teacher where he taught English, writing, public speaking and theater. He also is a consultant in organizational behavior, interpersonal communications, executive coaching and personal coaching - with a focus on trying to help companies and people find out who they truly are and communicate that to the world as clearly as possible. He has written his entire life, ever since he was able to hold a pencil and form words on paper, His latest project is "Haiku in the Time of Corona Virus." Peter can be found on LinkedIn and you can follow him and his project on Instagram.

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