contrary mary
grows her garden with sea shells
some LSD helps

irresponsible
mother hubbard had no food
sucks to be her dog

billy boy went off
he said he sought a young wife
he’s a pedophile

bo peep lost her sheep
says they’ll come home on their own
she is so lazy

farmer had a dog
and bingo was his name-o
fun name, stupid song

 

Read other haiku poems by Peter in KOM’s Poetry Corner.